Stephanie Phelps

[educatedindian]

A platinum blond selling medicine wheels, who thinks knock offs of Plains tribes beliefs are something you can buy from alleged South American shamans.

www.stephaniephelps.com
"As a full Mesa Carrier, she has received the rites of initiation passed down through the lineage of Q'ero Shamans of Peru and uses the ancient energy healing techniques of Soul Retrieval and Illuminations"

"Mesa carrier?"  ;D

I'm trying to picture her with a mesa on her back, doing her best Atlas imitation. For those of you from outside the southwest, a mesa is a flat elevated rocklike structure. Think a stone mountain that's had the top half cut off.

"Stephanie Phelps is available for:
Shamanic Sessions: Soul Retrievals, Illuminations, Past Life/Clearing Imprints, Spiritual Extractions
Clearings: Land, Home, Office, etc.
Journeys and Meditations: Power Animal & Spirit Guide Reunion, Drum Journeys, and Guided Meditations
Shamanic Counseling 
Medicine Wheel Ceremony for groups and individuals
Tours: Sedona and Sacred Sites"

And that's just the start. Check under "Products."

[Laurel]

It takes a Twinkie to decide a turkey should be referred to as an "Earth Eagle."   ::)