TOP 10 THINGS AMERICAN INDIANS
CAN SAY TO A WHITE PERSON
1.     How much white are you?
2.     I am part white myself, you know.
3.     I learned your peoples ways in the Boy Scouts.
4.     My great-great grandmother was a full-blood white 
        princess.
5.     Funny, you do not look white.
6.     Where is your powered wig and knickers?
7.     Do you live in a covered wagon?
8.     What is the meaning behind the square dance?
9.     What is your feeling about river boat casinos?  Do
        casinos help your people, or are they a short-term fix?
10.   Hey, can I take your picture?