NDN comic Tito Ybarra plays a white guy who is a clueless, pretendian ceremony-seller.
http://youtu.be/-KGOhG5-T50
(Note, no real regalia was harmed in this video.)
And for our visiting pretendians: Yup, this is what you look like. Enjoy ;D
"Guys were disrespecting my feathers out there." ;D ;D ;D