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White friends vs Indian friends

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Raven_Walkingstick:
White friends: Never ask for food
Indian ? friends: Are the reason why you have no food

White friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Indian friends: Call your parents mom and dad

White friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  did was wrong.
Indian friends: Would be sitting next to you saying ...
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? Damn.....we *%^ ed up..... but that
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? was fun !! ;D

White friends: ? Have never seen you cry
Indian friends: Cry with you :'(

White friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  give it back
Indian friends: Borrow your stuff and keep it so long
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? they forget it's yours

White friends: Know a few things about you
Indian friends: Could write a book with direct quotes
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? from you

White friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? crowd is doing
Indian friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  you 8-)

White friends: ? Would knock on your door
Indian friends: Walk right in and say "I'm home"

White friends: Are for awhile
Indian friends: Are for life

White friends: Will take your drink away when they
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? think you've had enough
Indian friends: Will look at you stumbling all over
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? the place and say "You better drink the
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? rest of that, you know we don't waste"

White friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  about you
Indian friends: Will knock them the hell out!

White friends: Are always rushing you to be somewhere
Indian friends: Are always saying "hold on a minute,
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? wait, don't trip out, we'll get there"

White friends: Attend feast days for the food and
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  hospitalty
Indian friends: Stay for the feast days after the party

White friends: Will ignore this
Indian friends: Will crack up and tell all their other
 ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? Indian friends ;D

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