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E.P. Grondine:
where is the how to guide to becoming a New Age Fraud and Plastic Shaman?

Anybody care to make an attempt at writing it?

Laurel:
The Plastic Shaman Handbook

Dedicated to Michael Harner, without whom much of this would not have been possible.

Table of Contents

Chapter One: Divesting Yourself of All Integrity
Chapter Two: Choosing Your Tribe and Teacher
Chapter Three: Mixing and Matching: All Natives Are Lakota
Chapter Four: More Mixing and Matching: "Medicine Cards," Psychic Readings, Hinduism, and More!
Chapter Five: Building Your Clientele
Chapter Six: Sun Dancing For Dummies
Chapter Seven: How Much Should You Charge?
Chapter Eight: Abusing Followers For Fun And Profit
Chapter Nine: Using Lakota Words (No Matter Which Tribe You Chose)
Chapter Ten: When to Start Calling Yourself a "Shaman" or a Pipe Carrier"

Appendix A: Your Costume
Appendix B: Verbal Self Defense: What to Do When You Can't Avoid Actual Native Americans.
Appendix C: How to Talk Exactly Like Chief Dan George in Little Big Man*

*I doubt they all do this, but my wannabe ex-hub sure did. He didn't claim to be a shaman, though.

Ingeborg:
You forgot something extremely important, though  ;D -

Appendix D: Short intro to pronouncing Lakota words as abysmally wrong as possible

Defend the Sacred:
"My Tacky Ass On!!!!11"

Actually, make that a section in one of the chapters: "We Are All Related" = "We are all one" = "What's yours... is now MINE."

Laurel:

--- Quote from: Ingeborg on September 22, 2012, 02:31:33 pm ---You forgot something extremely important, though  ;D -

Appendix D: Short intro to pronouncing Lakota words as abysmally wrong as possible

--- End quote ---

We'll add that to the Updated (Rainbow Tribe) Edition and score even more cash!

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