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Title: TOP TEN LIST
Post by: Doucet_Indian on August 21, 2009, 02:36:49 pm
TOP 10 THINGS AMERICAN INDIANS

CAN SAY TO A WHITE PERSON

1.     How much white are you?

2.     I am part white myself, you know.

3.     I learned your peoples ways in the Boy Scouts.

4.     My great-great grandmother was a full-blood white

        princess.

5.     Funny, you do not look white.

6.     Where is your powered wig and knickers?

7.     Do you live in a covered wagon?

8.     What is the meaning behind the square dance?

9.     What is your feeling about river boat casinos?  Do

        casinos help your people, or are they a short-term fix?

10.   Hey, can I take your picture?