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Odds and Ends => Comedy Channel => Topic started by: Ranantanonnha on January 13, 2008, 11:09:25 pm

Title: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Ranantanonnha on January 13, 2008, 11:09:25 pm: I think I've found out where Wannabes are getting their Indian Names! LOL

Click on the link and try it out:

http://www.aspalta.cbc.ca/deaddog_asp/aininfo.asp
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Ric_Richardson on January 16, 2008, 04:33:26 pm: Tansi;

It is too bad that the "Dead Dog Cafe" radio show, on CBC is no longer on! I used to listen regularly.

This show, with Aboriginal cast and writers was a good way to take a laughing look at Native Culture today, as well as seeing stereotypes shown in a hilarious way.

Ric
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: sox on January 17, 2008, 09:31:57 am: I'm just getting "Page cannot be found" from the link.. :(

sox
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Ranantanonnha on January 17, 2008, 03:00:30 pm: Damn! They just shut the site down yesterday.

Dead Dog Cafe was a great show, one of the funniest shows I ever heard!

Probably a victim of the CBC broadcasting cutbacks.
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: bonestyx on January 26, 2008, 11:46:07 pm: You can find a working Indian Name Generator at http://www.generatorland.com/generators/indian_name_gl.php. (my favorite: 'Farting Danger' of the Hukabamboo Tribe).

The WayBack Machine (archive.org) has archived copies of the show's site, but due to the limitations of what the WayBack Machine actually archives, the name generator there doesn't work :-(
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Tberri on February 16, 2008, 10:44:23 pm: Yes it does.....I'm now "Sleeps with Fungus" :) and can die happy and fulfilled

Whoo-Hoo !!
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Kevin on February 26, 2008, 05:59:40 pm: When I get reincarnated as a future Cherokee princess I will be called Stands With Crystals - a gopher whipsered this in my ear last year when I was taking a nap in the park - look for the answers in nature, I thought you guys already knew that
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: apukjij on May 12, 2008, 02:44:18 am: a gay twinkie asked me for an indian name one day, i looked him up and down and announced- forever you will be know as spreadeagle (this is a true story)
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: NdnnXile on May 16, 2008, 08:45:43 am: After august, my new indin name is gonna be Stands With a Mic
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: BadCrow on May 07, 2009, 05:27:42 am: "Farting Anteater"
"Messes with Butterfly"

This is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Doucet_Indian on June 24, 2009, 06:50:04 pm: How about "Dances With Difficulty"

or:

"Runs With Scissors" ;D
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: sunka nunpa on July 18, 2009, 10:43:27 pm: Just combine any of the following words:

Color
Blue
Green
Rainbow
Red
White

Animal
Buffalo
Deer
Eagle
Elk
Hawk
Horse
Raven
Wolf

Other stuff
Feather
Flower
Moon
Sky
Star
Storm
Sun
Thunder
Water
Wing

It is meaningful. In Lakota it translates to "Mary Sue".
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Defend the Sacred on July 19, 2009, 08:18:33 pm: But you forgot "Wind"! :D

Quote from: Doucet_Indian on June 24, 2009, 06:50:04 pm
"Dances With Difficulty"

I've seen that one on YouTube.

- "Swims with Smoke"

(Though "Blue Buffalo Feather" is pretty impressive, too. *snerk*)
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: Don Naconna on August 16, 2009, 09:17:30 pm: How about "Dances with Delusions" and "Speaks to Slots" and "No Water, Bills not Paid"...
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: sunka nunpa on August 17, 2009, 12:54:14 am: Take any noun and any verb ending in er. It not only sounds Indian, but also Elvish and Jedi. Bonus if it makes no goddamn sense. Like Cloud Dancer or something equally stupid.
Title: Re: Wannabes Indian Names
Post by: uktena on October 19, 2009, 11:32:08 pm: These names are all very funny ("Dances With Difficulty"? ;D), but for my part, nothing beats "Walking Eagle". This is the punch line of a well-known joke, but if some of the people here don't know it, I will repeat it.