Do German people have words for Ennittt and ayyyeeeeeeeeeeeee!???...lol
Have to wonder what they would do if a Native person faked being German, I cannot even imagine what that would look like lmbo!!
Let's see... "German" Hobbyists. We could get a group on the rez to dress up in Lederhosen and Drindl dresses,Actually, that won't quite work out. There's numerous accounts of American visitors coming here in Lederhosen, Dirndl dresses, not to forget Tyrolean hats (do they ever spend a thought of *where* Tyrole happens to be geographically...), and in firm belief that, dressed this way, they would mingle into the Grrrman crowds quite perfectly. Oh yeah, definitely --- about as perfect as a sore thumb. So, dressed like that, our ndn Grrrman imitators will only confirm what we thought of Americans anyway.
paint on Hitler mustaches, dance around singing "Oh Tannenbaum", exclaiming "Gesundheit!" and doing the "inspired" ceremony of the Sacred Weinerschnitzle.Singing songs is good! 'Oh Tannenbaum' is nice, and you should know the tune, it's the Maryland anthem. The kids here sing the words a bit differently, and I suggest using these lyrics. I can provide a phonetic transcription for the group. Oh, the translation of the kids' lyrics will be: 'Oh Tannebaum, Santa Claus goes stealing apples' (it rhymes in German).
And please, pretty please - the group will need a - errrm: spirit guide. I could do with a few extra EUROs. I do qualify!!!
hummmmmmmm, but there is no fry bread.The Wiener Schnitzel - hmmmmm, this is a bit of a problem - it's Austrian, Wien = Vienna.
May I suggest some different rituals? For the North, you can perhaps do the most sacred ritual of 'Gruenkohl' (green cabbage). A definite must is the even more sacreder ritual of 'Eisbein und Sauerkraut' (Eisbein = pig's foot). For visits to the South, I recommend the ritual of the sacred dumplings - I'm from the North, so I believe they were not meant for consumption by humans in the first place, but make excellent ammo in pub brawls. Another one will be the 'Weisswurst' (=White Sausage) ritual, performed in Bavaria. Again, this sausage is not really edible, but don't worry, you don't eat them, but are supposed to suck out its interior. Be sure to apply sweet mustard (yeccchhh).