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White friends vs Indian friends
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Raven_Walkingstick:
White friends: Never ask for food
Indian ? friends: Are the reason why you have no food
White friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Indian friends: Call your parents mom and dad
White friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? did was wrong.
Indian friends: Would be sitting next to you saying ...
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Damn.....we *%^ ed up..... but that
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? was fun !! ;D
White friends: ? Have never seen you cry
Indian friends: Cry with you :'(
White friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? give it back
Indian friends: Borrow your stuff and keep it so long
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? they forget it's yours
White friends: Know a few things about you
Indian friends: Could write a book with direct quotes
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? from you
White friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? crowd is doing
Indian friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? you 8-)
White friends: ? Would knock on your door
Indian friends: Walk right in and say "I'm home"
White friends: Are for awhile
Indian friends: Are for life
White friends: Will take your drink away when they
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? think you've had enough
Indian friends: Will look at you stumbling all over
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? the place and say "You better drink the
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? rest of that, you know we don't waste"
White friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? about you
Indian friends: Will knock them the hell out!
White friends: Are always rushing you to be somewhere
Indian friends: Are always saying "hold on a minute,
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wait, don't trip out, we'll get there"
White friends: Attend feast days for the food and
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? hospitalty
Indian friends: Stay for the feast days after the party
White friends: Will ignore this
Indian friends: Will crack up and tell all their other
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Indian friends ;D
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