Bucky Dent...GRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Tsisqua]

Redskins Pledge to Donate 5 Percent of Stadium Firewater Sales to Native American Groups
 
By Bucky Dent
March 27, 2008
 
In a move the organization hopes will deflect mounting pressure to change their nickname in light of the NCAA's decision on American Indian nicknames and mascots, the Washington Redskins announced today that the team will donate 5-percent of stadium firewater sales to Native American groups.
"Indians across the country should know that the Washington Redskins organization will support them and their savage culture to the death, even if that death should come because of scalping," said Stiffy Johnson. "That's why 5-percent of firewater sales at FedEx Field this year will go to Indian organizations. Which I think most everyone would agree is more than generous since these people all own casinos nowadays."

In addition to the donation from beer sales, the team will offer several ways for fans to donate money, as well. Fans will be able to pay $5 at various booths around the stadium to toss a hatchet at the head of a blonde settler girl mannequin. Another $5 will get fans a Washington Redskins game program written in Tonto-like syntax and grammar: "Jose Canseco. Write good. He like Guns. Many Home runs. Write new book. Me like, Kemosabe."

"Anyone who would still make the ludicrous claim that the Redskins name demeans Indians is completely hopeless. We obviously seek to honor them in everything we do," said Stiffy. "The Redskins are very respectful of coloreds of all hues."

Oh, the humanity.

Article: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/14862

At the end of the article is the web addy, if you wish, use it to send your comments to a so called, Bucky Dent.

[Kevin]

"hey bucky, when ya' gonna' have a watermelon give away for the poor nigras of the south? what a freakin coward you are. Hey jerkwad, how about a pork BBQ for the families of dead Iraqi muslims civilians killed in the war? Now that would take balls and not mere ignorance - go ahead punk, make your reputation, take it to the real edge why don't you?? What's a'matter, Bucky - you afraid of real backlash, hmmm?"

[Spaewife]

These are two coments under more about bucky dent..

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by Zander
22 minutes ago

Bucky,

I've been contacted by numerous Indian Tribes who found your article highly offensive and have threatened Bleacher Report with legal action. Whether or not they misinterpreted your intentions is up for debate—but one thing that is blatantly obvious is that this article was published on sportspickle.com before you passed it off as your own here.

If you do not email me back within the next 48 hours to explain yourself and why you continue to post articles from by theonion.com and sportspickle.com on Bleacher Report and pass the work off as your own, I will have no choice but to terminate your account. We take plagiarism seriously and this is a direct violation of our Terms of Service.

I can be reached at: zander@bleacherreport.com.

Zander
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by Zander
about 3 hours ago

Hi Bucky—it's Zander Freund, Bleacher Report's Content and Community Director.

I've seen a lot of the articles you've published under you name at our site on sportspickle.com and theonion.com. I wanted to clarify that it is a violation of Bleacher Report's Terms of Use to publish writing under your name that you do not own the rights too.

I would appreciate if you could clarify the situation. Are you asking sportspickle.com and theonion for permission before publishing?

We will need to delete from your profile any articles that you do not have permission to publish, so please let me know if any of your articles are original works or if there is something that I'm missing here.

I can be reached at: zander@bleacherreport.com

Zander

[Tsisqua]

Looks like old Bucky is more of a dumbass than I once thought

[Kevin]

yeah, the kind of guy you wouldn't pee on if he was on fire in front of you