Pt. 2
7) Real Medicine People have good character.
They do NOT take part in petty personal attacks on their critics.
They do NOT threaten their critics with lawsuits.
They do NOT send their inner circle to intimidate or disrupt their critics.
They do NOT have security forces or boydguards to silence critics.
If their character and actions are good, this alone will be a shield for them from their critics.
Real Native Medicine People do NOT spread stereotypes or racist images about Natives. They do NOT claim Natives are "Noble Savages," "dying out," helpless without white help, have "secret knowledge," or are not able to carry on traditions on their own.
9) Real Native Medicine People do NOT pretend all Native traditions are the same, such as Michael Harner and the “shamanism??? movement do.
They do NOT claim to be trained in other tribal traditions than their own, such as Roland Williston/“Rainbow Eagle“ does.
10) Real Native Medicine People do NOT call themselves by titles or names that Native people do NOT use and that have NOTHING to do with Native traditions such as:
“shamans,??? “avatars,??? “ascended masters,??? “pipe carriers,??? "reverend mothers," or “dons.
All of these are labels that outsiders use, NOT Natives.
Real Native Medicine People do NOT use ridiculous and stereotypical names such as:
“Rainbow Eagle,??? “Beautiful Painted Arrow,??? “Thunder Strikes,??? “Tony Dreamwalker,??? or “Ines Laughing Wind.
Real Native Medicine People have “ordinary??? first names such as Leonard, Dan, or Joe.
Real Native Medicine People may have Anglo last names, French last names, Hispanic last names, or last names which are in their Native language.
Real Native Medicine People often do NOT use their “Indian name??? in public because that would be disrespectful to their traditions or to the person they were named after.
Indian Humor: Top Ten Signs your "Medicine Man" is Really a Scam Artist
10. He tries to sell you your own personal mile of the Red Road.
9. His traditional herbal medicine is really just crushed up Tylenol.
8. His Sundance is sponsored by Frito-Lay.
7. Suddenly, all his ceremonies seem real familiar after you watch the movie "Billy Jack" again.
6. The only tribal nation he is with is Donation.
5. Rich ladies from California are convinced he needs a different colored brand four-by-four truck for each of the four directions.
4. Not only does he have a website, but the address is
www.sellout.com.
3. The only thing in his pipebag is a portable credit card machine.
2. In order to attend one of his sweats, you need to contact Ticketmaster first.
1. His sacred white buffalo reeks of spray paint.